Will Smith likes it dirty

... like thousands of red hot ants crawling all over  ...
... like being immersed in a pool of vibrating ball bearings ...
... like an appendage waking up after having fallen asleep ...
... like a light electric current coursing through your body ...


For 100 baht (a bit over 3 bucks), thousands of tiny little finned and scaled beings (like the ones that bigger fish allow to latch onto themselves and hitch a ride in exchange for a good cleaning) literally throw themselves with aching desire mouth first at your toes and lick suck and nibble until you can’t take it anymore.

At one point in his illustrious career, the Fresh Prince himself played one of those horny little fish.

(Please note that I’m not knocking Will Smith - his career truly is illustrious. In fact, I want to be like Will Smith, unless he’s a Scientologist).

So you got to ask yourself: how much would you pay to have Will Smith suck your toes clean?

I feel like I should be smoking a cigarette.